Really??

Facebook is into ploys now. Basic translation:

Facebook: “You aren’t using this application you added to your page enough.”
Me: “I’m sorry. I tried to delete the application but you wouldn’t let me”
Facebook: “If Barack Obama is related to you…is your cousin 4 times removed…will you pay more attention to me?”
Me: “No….and now that you mention it, I think it’s time we had ‘the talk’..”
Facebook: “If you’re going to tell me that you’ve found another I won’t have it!”
Me: “Alright. I won’t tell you….but Twitter is way more attentive than you are and I like my friends there better…No hard feelings?”
Facebook: “I’ll fill your nightmares with pink MacBook ads and singles invitations”
Me: “Um….ok….well….bye”

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