Word: Black hair, black nails, black clothes, and pale skin do NOT a Journalist make. Unless you’re a vampire journalist, in which case my bad for passing judgement on your kind like that. But then I have to wonder, are there vampire journalists? I guess there must be. Vampires have to hold down a steady job and provide for their blood sucking families too. Unless you’re Edward Cullen, then all you do is go around being a shiny twat. That is passing judgement on Edward Cullen…but I’m gonna let that one slide.

Seriously though, do “journalists” think that they are “artists” now? Because they stick out like a sore thumb walking around looking like ninja artist journalists.