Mom: “Oh well, I’m trying to look on the bright side of life!”

Me: “Yeah, that’s probably good”

Mom: “You know, when life gives you lemons…make lemonade!!”

Me: “Don’t make lemonade, it’s gross”

Mom: “It’s a metaphor! You know..”

Me: “Don’t even make metaphorical lemonade, it’s gross”

Twenty minutes later…

Mom: “I’m off to make my lemonade!!”

Me: “Don’t do that it’s gross!!”

Mom: “I’ll talk to you later…I know it’s not like you’ll be working”

Me: *blink*