I was just checking my stats on WordPress and I was looking at why so many people looked up my blog yesterday, only to find out the most popular search phrase of the day for finding my blog was “booger tigers”.

Now, I’m wondering…did they just search for tigers that have boogers or are there such things are booger tigers?! Because the last thing I need right now is a booger tiger going all Roy Horn-to-the-throat style on me after a bad sneezing episode.

So that got me thinking, if booger tigers were real…what would they look like?

And I Googled…

and nothing imaginative came up!

So…someone feel free to design me an AMAZING booger tiger, I’ll leave it up to your imagination!