I mean, he could have found a better place to bite the dust. After all, the non-American expert in American foreign language knowledge isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

Though I’ll say, my step-father is from New Zealand and for a while there nobody understood him when he ordered “Coke”, but really…”German” is German and the dude even showed him the card where it said “German”, so can he not READ either?!?!?! Thanks for making us look illiterate and dumb, even when you’re not from this country!!!!

Also, girls who are way too old to be in love with this little kid need to stop beating the crap out of each other over him. You’re all bordering on pedophilia. BIG NASTY.