So I just graduated college about 9 months ago. I have a job somewhere. It’s going away within a year. I’m left to the world to fend for myself as I “grow” up. I like to use the word “so” and I like ellipses. I hope to become somewhat entertaining for some people one day and write a book that people will love and I’ll be rich and famous and awesomely popular and take over the world or something like that.

I live in Austin, TX with my husky Kahlua. That doesn’t sound nearly as exciting as it is. She just got a new collar and she wants everyone to know that she’s the prettiest dog ever. Ever. The End.

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